2) very good story teller, no one knows if he stories are true, or how they come about, but they sure do make good high conversations.
3)best roller of the piff in the land.
2) dude, last nite i went to canada with my frat, and got jerked off by a stripper, after that she went n bought me piff. omg man it was fucking awesome.
3) look at the perfection, no one rolls better then me.