The Big Ten consists of:
Michigan State Univ.
Ohio State Univ.
Pennsylvania State Univ.
Dave: This is too good for high fives, Big tens mate!
Also look on the big tens group on facebook (called 'BIG TENS')
dude 1: Hey let's get smash tonight at this party
dude 2: Sure I'm done but I don't have much money for booze
dude 1: It's alright just get yourself a big ten you'll be fine
dude 2: I guess so, it'll taste like shit but at least it will hit me
Person 2: Yeah well then why in the past three years did they lose two football title games and one basketball title game to SEC teams?
Person 1: ...I don't know, you're right, Big Ten is overrated.