Player 1: heh, bacon
noob*playing*bioshock: so thats the monster i heard of it doesn't look so difficult to kill i'll attack it.
( 5 seconds later )
noob*playing *bioshock: what?!!! i'm already dead but i didn't do anything to it damn!!!
I knew that he was compensating for his micro-penis as soon as I saw him pull up in Bigfoot with a bumper sticker that read, "Who's yo daddy!"