If you have a job/career thats doesnt involve kelos,grams,and nickle bags.. OH BIG DADDY
If you have further education other than middle school and sum high.. OH BIG DADDY
If you drive your own car and not your momma's.. OH BIG DADDY
(a plus is one that's not made in 1932)
If you know GOD and trust him with your all.. OH BIG DADDY
If you can kick it with your fam without wishing sumbody will call with sumthing to do.. OH BIG DADDY
If you can keep it 100 with er'body reg of the situation.. OH BIG DADDY
If you can please a woman with every twich of a muscle.. OH BIG DA..DEEE...
If you have a body that will make a woman's legs cross at the site of you with your shirt off..OH BIG DADDY
If your wardrobe dont include 5xl white t's with 3 sizes too big jeans..OH BIG DADDY
(POLO is a plus)
If you stay in the barbershop jus to keep your jank tight.. OH BIG DADDY
and If you wear one of the following; SEAN JOHN i am king or unforgiveable, BURBERRY OR USHER.. OH BIG DADDY
if you can say that at least half if not all these things describe you WELL THEN OH BIG DADDEEEE
Frank: "This would be the guy that looks like Batman?"
Trey: "I didn't say he looked like Batman."
Joe: "You did, Trey. You said the guy looked like Batman."
Goon: "He said like a mask and stuff."
Goon 2: "And a cape"
Joe: "Yeah, like Batman."
Trey: "I didn't say 'like Batman' I never said Batman."
Frank: "Okay, let me tell you the problem I got with that, Trey... What's more likely, huh? That you're a greedy little cock sucker, or all our coke was stolen from Superman?"
Trey: "I NEVER SAID BATMAN!"