Whites: Wow, we'll just bow down, you clearly own & invented everything.
Jews: Why did you let Scientology take over Hollywood?
Blacks: The only people who don't like you are black people.
Mexicans: You have those jobs because nobody's telling the rest of us they exist.
Asians: Stop being fucking insane. You're worrying everyone.
Vikings: All you do is murder, you barbaric, bearded Nordic pigs. And your death metal sucks.
Furries: You're a bunch of whiny, meme-loving trolls, you pot-smoking, whoric douches.
Brits: Maybe tone down the pretension a couple metric tons, eh wot?
Americans: You're fat & break everything you touch. Way to fail at health care, enjoy the infant mortality rate.
Australia: You've absolutely no right to be offended by "Australia's Naughtiest Home Videos".
Lesbians: You're not lesbians, you're misandrist whores. Stop sleeping with people's boyfriends & maybe people won't treat you like currency.
Men: DUR OOG MAK BABBY LOOK WAT OOG MAK YUM BEER GUD
Lions: You have to be the laziest, bloodthirstiest pussies ever to walk the savannah.
Gays: You used to be funny & cool. Now you're self-absorbed, mainstream fucks like the rest of us. Enjoy your marriage & military draft, fools.
Middle-East: You keep killing yourselves in ways emo kids only dream of.
Children: You are a disease on the face of this planet.
Women: Oh, it's okay, we'll just overlook the fact you can exploit anyone & anything simply because it offends you so much.