Dad - "Don't forget your fifth prayer tonight, Akshay. We must respect Allah so that we get the coupon for the plasma TV special. Alahem-ahew-akbar."
Son - "What does alahem ahew-akbar mean father?"
Dad - "That we may be so fortunate as to also get the coupon for free delivery."
Guy2: Fuck no, man, do I want to get trampled by a crowd of people trying to buy a cheap Xbox?
yet another example of how greedy americans are.
Zach: No way, man, it's Black Friday.