Commonplace bling; Tired, outdated bling;
Scratch, dent or crack damaged closeout bling;
Knock-off, wanna-be bling from the 99c Store.
Like costume jewelry, it don't spark and catch the eye;
but with dark glasses, you pimpin',
MR. T: Well, Paul, after I saw all the sufferin' in the wake of Hurricane Katrina, I decided right then that bling was BLANG. I couldn't flaunt my wealth in the face of all that suffering."
(Besides, them niggas'll kill ya.)
Not to be confused with that gay ass gold shit faggots with little dicks wear to compensate for insecurities.
Me: I got the best blang of my life