A horrible, horrible place
located on college campuses throughout the United States. One of the few places in the nation where highway robbery
and wallet rape
is still legal and encouraged. When you walk in be prepared to drop
$200 on a stupid hard cover book that you will use at most for three months and then never again
is per class). Prior to walking in, be sure to savor the last few steps of pain free
existence for the next several days, because
once you walk out you will feel anally
pillaged and violated.
John: "Dude are you ok I see you are walking with a gimp?"
Steve: "I will be fine in a couple days. My asshole just needs
to recover from
the pounding it took at the bookstore. I mean
$230 for a book? I wouldn't even pay that much for sex let alone some stupid book."
John: "I know what you mean
man. I was ravished by the bookstore just last week."