"She was such a bork during the speech, I totally could tell she was hung over."
"Dumbass, you don't light up a cigarette or ANYTHING during geometry. Hell, why the fuck do you even have a lighter? You thirteen, bork!"
'away'; used by the Swedish Chef when
he throws objects into the air. (Adj.)
2.) The corruption of english language to
sound as if the Swedish Chef was
saying it. (N.)
3.) To change regular writing or speech
into "Borked" language or speech. (V.)
"Welcome to Wikipedia,
the free encyclopedia that anyone can edit.
2,602,815 articles in English"
"Velcume-a tu Veekipedia,
zee free-a eecyclupedeea thet unyune-a cun ideet.
2,602,815 erticles in Ingleesh"