"My cowboy friend is gay coz he likes to be borked, he lives on Borkback Mountain"
A man was hunting deer to make sausage. He spotted a buck and cocked his gun. Misfire! the buck charged him... The hunter woke up and discovered he was bent over a log.
The buck said "Here is that deer sausage u wanted", then he borked him.
'away'; used by the Swedish Chef when
he throws objects into the air. (Adj.)
2.) The corruption of english language to
sound as if the Swedish Chef was
saying it. (N.)
3.) To change regular writing or speech
into "Borked" language or speech. (V.)
"Welcome to Wikipedia,
the free encyclopedia that anyone can edit.
2,602,815 articles in English"
"Velcume-a tu Veekipedia,
zee free-a eecyclupedeea thet unyune-a cun ideet.
2,602,815 erticles in Ingleesh"