A female human being who, despite being overweight with
a large, wide stomach, has inordinately small breasts and a flat buttocks, thus taking
on the shape of a box.
1) Oh dear Jesus, I was talking to this chick
on Myspace, but she sent me some nudes and she's a total box cow!
2) I'm telling you dude, this chick
was such a box cow. She must weigh
200 pounds, but her chest and ass are flat. It's disgusting!