state of zen masturbation achieved only
by those home on some sort of break, be it sickness resulting in being
stuck at home, or a university break for the holiday season or summer. This state is especially prevalent in areas that may not be conducive to contact
with the outside world, such as a mountain vacation
from a town
in Bum-Fuck Nowhere, USA.
Friend: You haven't texted me in 3 days, and you reek of shame and dick sweat. Where have you been
Subject: I came down with the flu, and so I've been
Mother: Son, have you been
Son: I told you not to touch by socks, mom!
Mother: Sweet Jesus Rainbow Rollerblading Christ, these no-shows feel like
they're made of marble.