Friend 2: rly? *puts in headphone
Newscaster: Today, a child, age 15, hung himself from a tree limb on school premises. When we asked the last person to talk to him what could've caused this, he said: "I just forced him to listen to this Brokencyde song..." we understood immediately that Friend 1 was the murderer. Later today, he was convicted of 2nd degree murder. He was locked away for 30 years...
Oh, man...what a shame. The selfish prick.
No, it was a reasonable suicide. He listened to Brokencyde and couldn't get that crap out of his head.
Yep, makes sense to me.
From rap they take pointless, uncreative and misogynistic lyrics; pointless Yamaha synth beats and drum synths and annoying Autotune "T. Pain/Kanye West" vocals that make you wanna curse the existence of robots. They don't even borrow from real good rap with it's intense poetry, good rhythm and beats and just being something that a pre-adolescent drunk white chick can't sing on their first-go-round. It's from the bastard child of Good Rap, Modern Rap.
And from emo they take their annoying out-of-place pterodactyl screams and their stupid image. The screaming has no point in existing other than to make the band emo. And to make everyone who listens to them think they are cool and emo because they listen to a band that pteroscreams and says the "f word". People like this are the scum of society, and I'm not just talking about emo wannabes. It's all of them.
Hey have y'all ever heard of brokencyde?
No anyone who ever listened to them commited suicide because they lost faith in humanity.
Conclusion: If you're white, you aren't gangster. If you listen to brokencyde, you aren't metal. And if you're a member of brokencyde, you'll spend eternity in musical hell.
*e-mail's brokeNCYDE tracks to president*