person two- 'hell yeah i am. he totally rocks.'
person one- 'yeah...thats what i thought.'
Girl:AWWWW Bryan! You are so sweet.
Bryan: I try (hahaha)
(The Bryan walks up)
White Kid 2: Please don't bust a cap in my cracker arse!
(The Bryan stands there, wondering WTF!?)
Black Guy to another Black Guy: "Damn nigga! How you get honky to sell you that cutty so cheap? Always a hustla fo real, Bryan be runnin things in crackasville, huh"
Me: I love you too
Bryan: *reaches forth touching the CPU*
-after a brief moment -
Co-worker: Holy crap, this thing is running faster then a supercomputer!