To reach this ultimate level of mastery the bullshiter becomes convinced that at he or she is completely on the level at least 95% of the time ...
"Man that was a hard work out. I benched out 180... a hot chick was checking my shit out.. she said "Your shit is nice". No doubt i'll score"
Bullshit artists can fabricate a series of lies, which cannot easily be disproved, to conceal their real intentions or justify past behavior. They also use clever language, such as euphemisms and weasel words to hide the real meaning, or create false meaning, in what they are saying. Bullshit Artists often use their talent to bullshit people out of their money.
Bullshit Artists include religious groups, cults, televangelists, fortune tellers, politicians, salesmen, corrupt news media, fraudsters and lawyers.
Never try to bullshit a bullshit artist.
Observer: "What a bullshit artist, there never were any."
That guy manages to pull so many girls even though he's unemployed; he's just a great bull shit artist.
Psychiatrist: You are suffering from severe depression.
Defenseless kid: no. I feel fine.
kids parents: Johnny, you are depressed. listen to the doctor.
(in this example the Psychiatrist is a master bull shit artist capable of convincing anyone of any bull shit)
(a man at a modern art museum looks at a painting consisting of randomly placed lines)
man: this is crap
artist: no, you just don't get my art
man: oh, I see it now
(in this example, the artist is not only a bullshit artist but an artist as well!)