"Steven, I can smell your bum fingers"
"Where is Steven?"
"Probably sitting at home with his fingers up his bum"
"OK! But can we do Bum Finger afterwards because i've been priming my fingers all weak by sticking them in my own shit"
"Vicki scratched her ass, and sniffed her own fingers and couldn't stop....'what an odd, enchanting scent' she thought"
B: "Don't they usually take the skin from your arse?"
A: "what and have a bumfinger? ...