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Eggs: Normally refers to chicken eggs.
For breakfast, would you like your bum nuts scrambled or fried?
автор: Dingo Dave 9 июня 2006
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small poos that really hurt and you have to force them. never pleasant. they also make inordinately large splashes.
two guys in toilets:
'oi blud that sounds like your dropping a monster'
'nah mate, its just bum nuts'
автор: Jack 7 декабря 2004
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автор: Anonymous 28 сентября 2003
A piece of harded exrement, that clings to the hair around ones anus. Some bumnuts cling to the hair so well that removing them can rip the hair out from the root which can be painful.
He doesn't wipe his backside, he will get bumnuts.
автор: Kai_76 18 февраля 2008
To put simply an egg
"Hey my hen laid a bumnut!"

or

"Hey lets go and have a bumnut for lunch"
автор: Camac 2 июля 2006
A derogatory word for a useless or stupid person.
I'm not working with that bumnut!
get lost, Bumnut!
автор: Kai_76 18 февраля 2008
1) shit stuck to your arse hairs.
also called. cling-ons, tag knots, clinkers, dangle berries, arse spiders, winnits etc.

2) an insult commonly used towards those who cant do their job properly.
1) colin: bugger me my arse is itchin'
dave: ur bum nuts playin up again?
colin: yeah, i'll pick 'em out wi' chippin hammer!

2) oi bum nuts u fucked it up again u usless twat!
автор: buzz 22 декабря 2003

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