Ol' Salt "No kidding, I didn't know you could drink so much."
recruit "Well I was buying drinks for this girl I met."
Ol' Salt "Girl eh, you didn't kiss her did you?"
recruit "Well yeah, I was liplocked with her most of the later part of the night, after she got a dozen or so drinks in her."
Ol' Salt "Dude that's a buy me drinky girl, and she was probably a man."
Ol' Salt "You sicken me."