Antwon: Yeah, he cagged me up good..
Verb: To achieve something good or end up in some good circumstance by sheer luck.
The term has its origins in the Spanish verb "cagar" which means "to take a crap, to shit, to defacate".
In English, when something lucky happens or is accomplished, one might say that it was "pulled out of (a person's) ass". The idea is the same with "cag".
You didn't study and still managed to get an A on the test. You cagged out.
Captain Lee 'Apollo' Adama: What does that mean?
Lt. Kara 'Starbuck' Thrace: It means that you're still acting like everyone's best friend. We're not friends. You're the CAG! "Be careful out there?" Our job isn't to be careful, it's to shoot fracking Cylons out of the sky! "Good Hunting" is what you say. And one of your idiot pilots is acting like a child and refusing to take her pills. So she either says "Yes, sir" and obeys a direct order, or you smack her in the mouth and drag her sorry ass to sickbay and you make her take those pills!
Cute Asian Girl. An Asian girl who is cute.
To meet/hook up with a cag.
Cute, Asian and female at the same time.
I'm gonna cag it up when I go to Taiwan this summer.
That girl by the sandwich line? Yea she's pretty cag I guess.
Early signs of CAGS may include
Trivial and arbitrary lies
Full-blown CAGS may include
Trivial and arbitrary reasons to overreact, including:
Fraternizing flirtatiously with other males
Purposefully not answering or returning calls of partner
Calculated lies in addition to arbitrary and trivial lies
Reduced libido towards partner
Causes: Due to its fairly recent discovery, very little is known about the causes of CAGS, other than it is most common when the parnter is a caucasian male. Tests on the causes have been inconclusive because of the unpredictable nature of CAGS. "The problem lies in the jrf.jkThis article is based on the theories and speculations of two university students in California. If this article has offended you in any way, go get a sense of humor