A cagbiatch is a ball of stanky cabagge that likes to shove monkeys up its butt to make itself horny. When u bust open the stem, make sure u plug your ears 'cause the cagbiatch will make disturbing sounds such as, the sound when you rape a horse, fly, or pig. I am warning you right now! If the cagbiatch makes a noise of when a cat is raping Cartman of South Park, get out of there as soon as u can or else u will be totally
fucked up! It rolls around in the gym of Melbourne High School during basketball season only.