How you can tell if the person is infected with the disease:
-Resides from Canada or any place along the US border such as Washington
-Extreme passion for maple syrup
-Constantly flooding the US economy buying jeans
-Acts like a moose in strange situations
-Primary diet is Starbucks, Cookies, Toast, Granola bars, Pop tarts, Etc.
-Usually is seen at a Starbucks or driving a Volkswagen Jetta
-Has an awkward collection of Canadian flags
Martess:"I think she has CAIDS..."
Uncontrollable bowel movements.
Diarrhea of the mouth.
Playing too much hockey.
Pimping out your MySpace to make it look Canadian.
"Eh? Are you Canadian now?"
"No, it's just my CAIDS."
You: Yes I do CAIDS.
You = CAIDSed