People in land-locked states usually talk shit about us because they're jealous. Who wouldn't?!
"We got more bounce in California
Than all y'all combined"
Girl: Oh, so you're a Californian...
Guy: Yeah, pretty much.
Girl: I love you.
Next: "trendy fagz". Really?? Where did you get that from? And people are hating California a lot more because of that UCLA girl's racist rant on Asians. You don't judge a state for one person's actions.
If you check, a LOT of people that are famous live in California. Why? Because its California. Right now, I can name: Anthony Padilla and Ian Hecox, Brendon Urie, Shane Valdez, Spencer Smith, Ryan Ross, Jon Walker, Ryan Higa, Shane Yaw (Shane Dawson) and so many more.
I know you always hear those stupid stories about small-town girls becoming big in L.A. but that's just plain bullshit. I'm not really gonna say that "Californians are the best" because we're individuals, with different personalities, so I can't make a big statement like that.
What I do know is that you small town faggoty assholes need to stop bitchin on Californians just because you think your life sucks. Go get a life!
Californian: "You did NOT just go there, man..."
*Proceeds to beat the crap out of tourist...*
They boast about being cultured for where they live but culture comes from outside of the U.S.. If you've traveled the world, I would love to hear what you've learned about other cultures.
Do not expect a Californian to hold the door for you (or even give it that little push); they will let it slam every time. If someone holds a door, ask them where they're from.
Californians are also very strict with rules and regulations. They take the little things far too seriously.
Similarly, Californians are not into dry humor. Perhaps that is because many of them have learned English as a second language.
Californian: Actually, it's pretty easy. Maybe he didn't have a watch...
Me: Uh, yeah... Thanks for clearing that up for me.
Dude, I had the best californian burrito last night -- 4 types of cheese including asiago!
1. someone who vehemently hates their governator
2. incorrectly stereotyped
3. correctly stereotyped
2. stick it up your ass.
3. like *giggle* dude that is like so, like, whacked, and stuff.