Defined by Stephen Colbert
of the Colbert
report("Coal-bear Re-pore") as a sex act that uses Moose antlers (including the skull), maple
syrup, and the stanley cup. This sexuall act is performed when two gay french canadians give eachother hot maple
syrup enemas, and then release maple
syrup covered fecalmater into
the stanley cup. Soon after said gay french canadians battle to the death with
moose antlers and reach arounds........the survivor
gets a large serving of french fries and gravy for pleasing the canadian moose god (a.k.a. the maple
1-"Man frank sure is walking funny".
2- "He must of had too much "canada history" last night"
1- "ahhhh so thats why his farts smell like maple
syrup, and french fries with