And although most Cap guys will occasionally make us laugh, they often cross the line of being funny to being racist and never seem to notice, but it doesn't actually matter because there are only like 10 minorities in Cap anyway.
Most Cap guys own at least one item from American eagle outfitters and have been known to pop their collars. They don't date outside of Cap, and become all moody when the girl of their dreams sees them as "just a friend"--and to that we say get over it.
Although most Cap guys have some redeeming qualities, there are a few who we will see in 10 years, still living in their parent's basement, smoking copious amount of weed and still trying to decipher James Joyce.
Other Cap guy: Yeah, that was so funny! Dude you totally took the whole blanket. Did you notice my hand has veins in it. Whatever, is there any weed left?