Truly, the most heinous
hairstyle to grace the heads of celebrities and plebeians alike. Universally unflattering (with the exception of Sarah Jessica Parker), this
coiffure accentuates all unfortunate features and could turn even
Helen of Troy into Medusa. And even
Medusa knew not to divide
her snakes down
Also known as: "fashion faux part"
Ugly bitch: "Fergie has the most disgusting hair in the world. Why is it so awful?"
Trendy bitch: "Because she has a center part, duh... just like yours."