A Cheddar Facial is used for people who need to supplement their scraggly facial hair designs with donated fecal matter from others, thus enhancing the luscious nature of an artificial mane.
Chonny- I can help you with that, best friend, let me give you a Cheddar Facial!
::pluck puck, pinch pinch, draw draw::
Chichael- Wow Chonny thanks! Now I really look like my favorite fast food character!! and I smell just like your ear pit!