The specific unit of time a "chimichanga" designates is the subject of debate, as its origin lies in the fact that it takes 1 stoned undergraduate about 8 minutes to consume 1 chimichanga. Most agree that the measurement is exactly 8 minutes 21 seconds, hence "approximately 8 minutes," but only two witnesses were present for the eating of the original chimichanga and both were killed three months later in a freak rhino mauling at the San Diego Wild Animal Park.
-"We hooked up with Pedro and went home. Things got pretty hot and spicy and we ended up doing the chimichanga alllllll night long"
-"i feel awful this morning. feels like I've been wrapped up in a strong duvet whilst a mexican fingered my ass with hot salsa whilst another person slapped a sour cream cock in my face."
-"Mate. You've been chimichanga-ed"