Friend: "My gyno would be really open to whatever you have to offer. Here's his number."
also called a G.U. clinic, to see if you have any sexual diseases.
they stick this needle with a cotton swab down the tiny hole on your dick, it hurts like hell. then they do it again with a bigger swab. the nurses are sexy but remember they can check up on your history.
NEVER have a relationship with a girl you meet at a GU clinic. she definately a ho. or she in a relationship with a dog. either way, keep clear, and so will your genitals.
and they said i had crabs, must have been from fucking on the beach.