Clinton, NJ is a town where
nothing happens. A shit
ton of old rich
pricks destroy anything fun here, and the taxes
are so high it's like your
backyard is covered
in blood diamonds. Clinton is also infamous for its cops, and their
urge to pull anyone under the age of 25 over for absolutely nothing. It's no wonder though, cause the kids here are all pompous spoiled assholes or druggies. Few good people remain in the town of Clinton, and they're either
there because our school system fucking rocks, or because it's the last
place kids can play in the street without worry of them turning
Random NHHS Student: What you do this weekend bro?
Punk Kid: Oh nothing, a Clinton cop gave me a bald tire ticket
Other Kid: Oh sheeeeet when did you get your tires
Punk kid: four days ago.
I pass by Clin'on on 78, but I've never been there
, and I hurd
not a thing happens there
Me:What is there
to do in Clinton Nj?
You: We could always go to citispot!!
Cobain was right *shotgun shell to mouth*