Also called iglooing, a cold Cronin is the art of manoeuvring ones feces into a condom and freezing it. The frozen turd in a condom is then used as a dildo and can be an enjoyable substitute for such moves as "the love ninja" and can also be enjoyed with ham and cabbage.
Bevo: Hey guys, look what i just made.
David: Wow, is that a cold cronin?
Bevo: It sure is. You wanna try it?
David: Awesome! I love cold Cronins, let's share.