1. To be a person who has a prediliction for cheese, eats
snails, Likes the bottoms of large, leather
clad, German gentlemen (Yes I know it all happened sixty odd years ago, but it's still fun to take
the piss out of them!). And responds to danger with a gravity defying upswing of the arms that
is so rapid, that
small avian flu laden creatures have been propelled across the English
, not 'le sodding Mange') Channel by their
2. To be a fully integrated member of the European Economic
Community, or whatever the Frogs and Krauts are calling it these days.
3. To be bufoniform
and work for a French Bank.