Cooking a fart is when you release
gas from your ass while sitting in heated
car seats. Because of the heat, similar
to food in a skillet on a stove, you get an overwhelming mix of scents and flavors
that are intensified. Victims of the pungent odor can often tell what
meals were involved
in the creation of such farts as well
and the aromas almost always beg for a window or two to be cracked.
Man 1: "Why does it smell like
broccoli and cheese? Did you just cook a fart?"
Man 2: "We had Quizno's for lunch and yes, I just cooked a fart."
Man 1: "I can taste it. Is that
Man 2: "Why yes, yes it is."