(passing perverted teen): No kid, you do NOT want a corn dog. You are a bad bad father, you are!!!
Also, a hot dog-type sandwich coated in cornbread batter and deep fried in hot oil, although some are baked. They are also served on a wooden stick.
I think that corndog at the fair had a piece of hair in it.
Upon male ejaculation, either the male or the female...or hell, BOTH, may cup the semen in their hands, and then rub on, or jack off the male with it. The male may go about his business until the semen dries and 'crusts'.
The male then takes his limp wiener dog to partner and then has partner eat his newly made 'corn dog' whichever way they like, by mouthing it, picking off the crust, or by nibbling it piece by piece.
"You hungry? Cuz I can make up a mean corn dog LOADED with calcium and protein!"