Crotch-corn is the bucket
of popcorn that one of the male species will buy at the movie theater
in order to place it in his lap right above the crotch area, therefore requiring his female to reach into
, making it look as if he is getting quote/unquote
"action" on the first date.
Friend #1 at the movies: "Yo dude is that Ned over there scorin' some
Friend #2 at the movies: "Definitely scorin' some
crotch-corn. I would too if I had a hot date
like that. Damn!"
Friend #1 at the movies: "Gross dude! That's your mom!"