These three young women embrace all the qualities of Cuzopians. Their home, the Cuzop Fortress, is found in Tight Pants Bulgaria and their summer abode can be found in Istanbul, Australia.
Consequently, they all fall in love with boys whose name starts with J, F, I, or B. As well as A, C, D, E, G, H,...you get the point!
In conclusion, one should aspire to be a cuzop (cousins that hop), but need not apply for any position if you do not like Harry Potter, Arthur, or strawberries.
Jason: I know! I call them Stacey!
Brandon from HandChime Choir: But that's not their name.
Sam, Duke of Bacon: Aww, Beth, will you marry me?
Beth: Lemme check with the cuzops. (hushed tones between the three)
Beth: If you marry one, you get 'em all
Sam: That's all right with me. I'll kiss you on the lips if that's all right with you.
Alexandria: Im a city who killed a queen.
Cami: Voulez vous....
Beth: That is all right with me.