Guy: Yea sure. What are we going to do?
Dale: I don't know but, we will think of something as soon as we get to my place.
Dale: Hey I thought of something.
Guy: What is it.
Dale: Let me get your BIG penis and BIG SWEATY BALLS in my mouth and ass hole.
go over and say hi
shut up, he likes everyone.
Dales are usually hard working, and would take the shirt off their back to help anyone in need.
Other defining features include:
- Lifted Truck
- Dip in lip and back pocket at all times
- Work Boots
- Country Girls
- Country Music
- Beard (often a tool used to fool gas station workers when trying to buy tobacco under age)
- Fishing gear and apparel in vehicle at all times
- An unusual obsession with Caterpillar equipment