redneck: Are the Dallas Cowboys in the playoffs?
NFL Fan: I think so...
Redneck: Go Cowboys!!!
Cowboys fan: HOW many SuperBowls have the Eagles won?
CF: The Dallas Cowboys have FIVE. That's what I thought. When your team wins 5 SB's, then you can talk.
EF: *SNIFFLES* But, but,
CF: But what?
EF: you're a Faggot and all the other homos that are Cowboy fans. *sobbing as he runs away*
Tom: Who do you like?
Carl: The Eagles
Tom: LOL! N00b team with one Superbowl win!
Carl: And Cowboys?
Tom: Dallas Cowboys are five time Superbowl Champions, asshole