-you get too old
-you bleed too much
-you get poisoned
-you get too hot or cold
-you listen to Justin Bieber
Wanda: Hey I can't go to the park my grandmas dead
Cara: oh that's a bummer how'd she die
Wanda: Justin Bieber was playing on the radio and she didn't have her earplugs
Mary: That boy has more zest than a bag full of lemons.
2) What happens when Daddy catches you on top of his "Little Girl"
SON: ".. oh no.. What'd they do to the farmer?"
MOM: "They gave him a time-out for ten minutes and told him not to do it again"
SON: "Wow they're getting harsher on punishment these days, we should protest .. and make up some false allegations of police brutality!"
MOM: "GOOD IDEA"