Unlike India, this "Delhi" is pronounced with a long "i" as in the township on the west side of Hamilton County
in Cincinnati. Causes are ingestion
of hanky pankies, also known as dog food on toast, or Polish Mistakes, dead roast
beef, string beans
cooked for hours
and/or of any Miracle
food at summer church festivals and bad imitations of Cincinnati chili, that have sat for hours
in the hot sun, aided by vast consumption of bad beer.
Additional symptoms may include
delusions about it still being 1950 and a desire for "Leave It to Beaver" reruns. Victims are mostly Caucasian and Catholic.
"Boy those hankie pankies and a six pack
of Hudy gave me a real case
"Did you go to St. Al's festival? Must have been
an epidemic of Delhi
Belly as the porta potties were full.
"Aunt Marge made roast beef again. Cooked for three hours and so did the beans with
old onions. Got a bad case
"Wow, that big plate of 5-Way Chili and Hudys gave me Delhi
Belly big time. They heard me fart in Cleveland."