Torch: Wtf I see how it is. Fine, go walk you douche.
Slash: Omfg i mean d-e-u-t-s-c-h.
Torch: Yeah, and deutsch you, too.
Deutsch ~ The German word for German.
As in "Ich Spreche Deutsch" - "I speak German".
"Ich bin Deutsch" - I am German.
Dutch ~ English word refering to things or people from the Netherlands.
"He's Dutch" - "He's from the Netherlands"
Foreigner: Dude, are you speaking Deutsch?
Dutchman: WTF! I'm Dutch not Deutsch!
German: ...Deutsch?! :D