As two kids, Derek
and Julian, sat on the sidewalk, bored, they saw a curvy mid-twenties blond
female walk down the street. "Dude, look at HER! She's so fine," Derek
said. "I'm getting
a nosebleed," Julian responded. Suddenly, a loud boom echoed throughout
the cul-de-sac and blood splattered all over the house across the street. "..dude, what was THAT?" Julian asked. "Oh, I just had a dicksplosion," responded Derek
, all smiles.