1. a huge tool. most likely from Long Island, New York. Or as a disanto would say, "Lawwng Oyylind."known for being a constant annoyance, and usually someone that is desperate for friends. will stare at you while you sleep, and use the words "chill" and "bro" way more than any normal person should.
2. another word for "tool," "dickhead," or just someone that you flat out hate.
to excessively text someone of the same gender, whether they respond or not.
Bob: hey bro! wanna have a chill sesh later? we could totally bro out and play gamecube
Steve: nah man. you gotta stop being such a disanto
Rick: I texted Dave 8 times about hanging out with us later and he hasn't even responded even though I got the read receipt each time. what gives?
Jake: who cares. stop disantoing him.