Identified first by comidienne Margaret Cho
, disaster nudity is the semi-clothed state
where one is wearing only a shirt, or only a coat, or is missing pants
or underwear. It is called "disaster nudity" because it looks like
one was "in the shower and there was an earthquake," so one just had to throw on what
was readily available.
Girl: Oh mylanta, I'm so tired of my boyfriend
walking around in just a t-shirt. No one wants to see flaccid man junk that early
in the morning. Or when they're making toast.
Girl's Friend: Wow. Sounds like Disaster Nudity
to me. You gotta have a talk with that fashion-challenged dbag