see Glasgowsoap dodger
Someone who claims DSS benefits whilst sitting on their asses all day, and watching bad daytime TV, hooked up to the satelite dish that they got to keep their 9 kids quiet... And living off a diet of Kebab (see Yakult) Super-Lager and Trisha on channel 5.
See : Greenock, Gippo
pure mad rocket scientist an' that...
Whit dae ye hink Maw?
Mother - "Naw, ya pure maddie... You're gonnae be
Dolescum just like yer Da!
...Get yer arse doon the buroo tae sign
oan ya wee scumbag!"