Herpes is a highly contagious disease in which the affected persons act like complete douchebags toward all other
forms of life. Like the well known herpes virus, the symptoms often lay dormant for long periods
of time before surfacing. Douchebag
Herpes is most common in attractive teenage boys when perfectly
nice girls are drawn in by their
charm. Sometimes manifests in the form of discrete
lying, but most commonly by the said infected person completely ignoring said perfectly
nice girl without a just cause.
Those infected with Douchebag
Herpes can easily cure themselves by admitting their
wrongdoing and apologizing, although
the condition often doesn't allow this to take place because
the infected person's head is usually way to far up his ass to see what he's done wrong.
Dude, you have douchebag herpes? you shoulda told me. we could've worked through it together. but stay away from me now, man. I don't wanna catch it.