Douche Bag:Hey your a fuck who sucks pussy.
Me:hey, at least i like pussy you douche bag
2. Sleazy, underhanded, scheming, with ulterior motives.
3. Thinks they are good at something they can only perform in a basic manner.
2. Your wife's former boyfriend who calls after he gets divorced (often for being a douchebag) and then wants to 'catch-up' with her and be your 'friend'.
3. The guy who says he plays guitar and then struggles to choke out 'Smoke on the Water'