When Jonathan Davis
from the nu-metal band KoRn (backwards R mandatory) became
to bloated to wash his hair, he began letting
it twist and rot naturally. As it began germinating, dreadlocks ensued. It was this natural evolution that made his locks the filthiest in all the land. After being turned down
on a date by fellow frontman
of Disturbed, David Dreiman, Jonathan Davis soon
realized he had to do SOMETHING with that luscious head
of hair. This is why he has these luscious tubes forming from his scalp. Don't be fooled
kids, it's not a wig. This is the real deal.
David Dreiman: EW, LOOK
@ UR HA@!RRRR!
Jonathan Davis: LOL WOT, ILL GET DREADLOCKS!! (OPTIONAL Z)
David Dreiman: K babycakes.