Derived from "eschatology", the end of time or the apocalypse; "e" as in e-mail; and "scatological" : having to do with feces.
Poetic justice at the Final Judgment by being forced
to watch nauseating internet
Ted's lack of faith and porn addiction earned
him e-scatological punishment. He was forced to watch repetitions
of "Two Girls
One Cup" for all eternity.