Guy 2: "Nothing much, Jason. Just listening to my new JPop import CDs, making myself a light snack of rice and sashimi, reorganizing my Hello Kitty collection, stealing my neighbor's satellite feed to get TVJapan, looking through a few Honda and Nissan auto brochures, and talking with my girlfriend who's visiting her parents over in Hong Kong. Same ol', same ol."
Guy 1: "Eh... that's kind of stupid."
Guy 2: "Nani?! Baka yarou ja nai desu ne!!"
Guy 1: "...What?"
Guy 2: "Omoide aishiteiru genki desu ne!!"
Guy 1: "Speak English, you pasty white cracker. Do you even know what the fuck you're saying?"
Guy 2: "Sorry, sorry... I sometimes slip back into speaking Japanese when I'm angry."
Guy 1: "You don't even fucking speak Japanese!"
Guy 2: "What? Of course I do! It's a part of my heritage."
Guy 1: "Your heritage? You're a fucking redheaded white guy who's lived in fucking Nebraska his entire life! Stop being such a fucking Egg and accept the fact that you aren't Asian, let alone Japanese."
Guy 1: "Itadakimasu, you gaijin baka-chan."
Guy 2: "Say that stupid shit again and I'll punch you in the throat."
Most talked about is the chicken's egg, usually white or brown in colour and shaped like an oval with a fat end. Alot of people eat them, but vegans don't eat them.
And people who don't like them don't eat them either.
Tom: It's an egg !