A former wife. Did not take marriage
vows seriously. Probably was emotionally detatched
or cheating for months or years, all the while leaving their blissfully ignorant husbands thinking that
everything is fine. Will
usually do that
for their monetary or social benifit. More than
likely dropped the divorce bomb
on their husband before
he saw it comming, like a nuke in the night.
gain overwhelming sympathy
from all mutual friends and her family, making
the husband seem like the bad guy. Will
get custody of the children 9 out 10 of the times, even if she can't afford to support them...but that
's ok, because the "justice" system will
make sure that
you support her like your
still married, but she'll be sucking off another guy in the place you payed for.
Won't let your
with you for more than
48 hours if you live more than
2 blocks away from her. Will
do her duty to leak your
secrets to all her friends, family, and every guy she sleeps with.
I'm an ex wife. I'm justified in breaking your
heart into a trillion
peices because your
not the man I married. Sure, I can gain
weight, nag, cheat, and not have sex with you for months at a time, but damn it, your
still suppose to be the same way you were on the day we got married...
...oh well, where